Free Firewood

This is something that I think is pretty comedic. I used journal entries as the way to tell the story since I recently finished Bram Stoker's Dracula and I wanted to experiment. Personally, I thought the piece was interesting and spawned simply by me driving passed a pile of free firewood and letting my fucked …

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I Burnt My Penis in the Shower

Sometimes I write funny stuff, too. Scott McHilarious I burnt my penis in the shower. Scalding hot water touched the tip and I could do nothing but cower. I stepped back from the stream and the steam cleared, showing the gleam Of my rose red penis head looking bright as the actual flower. I cried …

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