Wanderlust

This is something little that I made while experimenting with sonnets. It's really just a whimsical look at the world from the eyes of a child who hopes that life is as exciting and amazing as every book says it is. You and I both know it's not, but it's still something. Scott McSonnet Stories …

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Don’t Move

Scott McStationary Lay still. Don’t move. What will happen if I stand?   The window looks welcoming. The mouthwash looks delicious. There’s a knife in the kitchen. There’s a gun in the basement.   Don’t move. Eyes open. What will happen if I stand?   I could swing from the rafters. Start the car, garage …

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All the Money in the World

I strongly believe that if I won the lottery, I would be disappointed. I don't want free money. There's no value there. I want to work hard and earn it all myself. I don't have rich tastes so I wouldn't spend it anyway so why does it matter? Scott McFrugal If I had all of …

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Nothing

Scott Mc   It’s hard to explain. It’s like you’re a broken record player, skipping over and over. It’s like you’re a wilting flower, dreaming of blooming again. It’s like you’re a marathon runner with two broken legs. It’s like you’re a lion’s prey, being eaten alive. It’s like you’re driving into oncoming traffic. It’s …

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I Burnt My Penis in the Shower

Sometimes I write funny stuff, too. Scott McHilarious I burnt my penis in the shower. Scalding hot water touched the tip and I could do nothing but cower. I stepped back from the stream and the steam cleared, showing the gleam Of my rose red penis head looking bright as the actual flower. I cried …

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